I promise to:

Be the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth

So help me God

 

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton


😂

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

😂

(Source: nearlyvintage)

vinebox:

IM WEAK

She cute!

cheyennecheyenne:

xn—b6h:

I know two people born the exact same day in the exact same year who have completely different personalities.
My girlfriend and someone I follow.
Because of how much they differ, I just can’t believe in zodiac shit anymore.

my best friend’s sister and I share a birthday and we have such similar personalities, that’s the reason I believe in the Zodiac.

I never did truly believe in zodiac signs. Just looked at them as entertainment that’s even if I read my horoscope. I feel like there are too many factors and variables of life that give people similar or differing personalities. There’s other reasons people like the same shit other than your birthday.

phoeni-xx:

nuttyazzman:

haitian-sensati0n:

nomadnella:

telvi1:

deebott:

18-15n-77-30w:

18-15n-77-30w:

hearts-alive:

titty-lover:

Unreal

I just lost my mind

What the hell?!!!  Her ass worked, then rested like it was the Sabbath.

Happy Sabbath

Oooh lord

Lordt

God is real.

Son. For the comment bruh

Lifted up like it had hydraulics

even cookie monster is shocked and amazed

My goodness

phoeni-xx:

nuttyazzman:

haitian-sensati0n:

nomadnella:

telvi1:

deebott:

18-15n-77-30w:

18-15n-77-30w:

hearts-alive:

titty-lover:

Unreal

I just lost my mind

What the hell?!!!  Her ass worked, then rested like it was the Sabbath.

Happy Sabbath

Oooh lord

Lordt

God is real.

Son. For the comment bruh

Lifted up like it had hydraulics

even cookie monster is shocked and amazed

My goodness

(Source: booty-boobs-booches)

obsidiann:

THE LITTLE SHIT FINALLY DIED

Tf you talmbout child?!